Alas, as Ben said, my plastic surgery stories will be coming to an end, but I'm sure my students will provide a wealth of entertainment on their own. However, I'd love to leave with a bang...hmm, maybe telling patients what I really think. For example:
Boob job-"ok, Pamela Anderson-pneumatic version or do you want it scaled down a bit?"
Penis Enlargement-"how small is it? Oh, I see...yes, that probably would be considered medically necessary..."
Well, I probably never would actually do that, but it's fun to imagine:) Did a little celebrating with Husband and Wife last night at good ol' ABC. Beers and cajun fries led to the following:
- "You look like a tool and you walk like a duck." Courtesy of Wife:)
- Extensive discussion of Starving Nachos and various other celebs.
- Serious plotting for the Pink is the New Party party. We came up with some GREAT ideas, and yes, people, you will have to dress up as a celeb. We've come up with ideas for pretty much everyone, so if you can't think of one, we can provide possibilities. No, I have not taken to referring to myself in the royal "we." I have roped Wife into hosting this sucker with me just because she is too fun and has too many good ideas not to (not that it was that hard to rope her into it:)
Well, that's about it for now. I'm heading downtown to the Magic Stick tonight to see The Editors. I wish I wasn't sick...as much as I want to see the Editors, the thought of being out late, making the drive and hanging out in the smoke just doesn't appeal with a cold...oh well, I'll kick myself if I don't go since they're going to be big and I luuurrrve Brit bands.
Peace out, Starving Nachos :) ~S
Listening to: The Editors, The Back Room
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