Darwin: weeding stupid people out of the gene pool since 1859

Aargh. Is it a full moon? All the idiots are coming out of the woodwork. Honestly, today answering the phone it's just been one stupid person after another. Here's an example:
A woman has an appointment with a plastic surgeon. She has the appointment during the day during the week (like you do). When I tell her how long the appointment will take she's like "What am I supposed to do with my kids during the appointment?"

Um. I'm not a parent, and I'm definitely not a rocket-scientist, but I think the answer is...

YOU GET SOMEONE TO WATCH THEM.

Geez. Should you be getting elective surgery if you can't figure that one out?

I also love it when clerks/nurses/doctors from other clinics within the hospital call to make appts for patients and then they don't know what the patient needs to be seen for and they don't know what the patient's ID number is. For GOD'S SAKE, I've got six calls in the queue, call me back when you've got all the information! Grr. I hate stupid people (or at least people that don't have any common sense, I guess that's really what it is).

I wish it was the weekend :(
Ok, because I forgot some of them the other day and because I need to think happy thoughts...







Ciao,
~S